"Midgets are like the Mini Cooper's of people." — Nikhil Saluja

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• We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a… — Phyllis Diller
• The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really… — Unknown Author
• It has been said that the great scientific disciplines are examples of giants standing on the shoulders of other giants.… — Alan Cooper
• These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in… — Craig Ferguson
• I disagree with Muhammad. I'm against hate, anti-Semitism and homophobia.… This is not a village of hate. It's a village… — Al Sharpton
• Many of us are confessional giants but ethical midgets. — Mark Buchanan
• I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them. — Sarah Silverman
• Are you a producer or a looter? If diversity were always and everywhere good we would be clamoring for more… — Jonah Goldberg
• The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists,… — Garrison Keillor
• We praise like frogs, Swear like frogs, Turn midgets into heroes, and heroes into scum: We never stop and think. — Nizar Qabbani
• I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept. — Gilbert Gottfried
• George Bush hates midgets. — Chris Rock

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