Midgets Quotes

27 quotes by 27 authors

We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It… — Phyllis Diller
The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together. — Gene Shue
It has been said that the great scientific disciplines are examples of giants standing on the shoulders of other giants. It has also been said… — Alan Cooper
These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets. — Craig Ferguson
I disagree with Muhammad. I'm against hate, anti-Semitism and homophobia.â€¦ This is not a village of hate. It's a village of hope.â€¦ Don't let midgets… — Al Sharpton
Many of us are confessional giants but ethical midgets. — Mark Buchanan
I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them. — Sarah Silverman
Are you a producer or a looter? If diversity were always and everywhere good we would be clamoring for more midgets in the NBA. — Jonah Goldberg
The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians… — Garrison Keillor
We praise like frogs, Swear like frogs, Turn midgets into heroes, and heroes into scum: We never stop and think. — Nizar Qabbani
I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept. — Gilbert Gottfried
George Bush hates midgets. — Chris Rock
I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... I've got a theor- Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes They've got them hoppy legs and… — Joss Whedon
He was in blue jeans and a work shirt, which is another weird quirk of Rich Old Men. Just one of the guys here. Blue… — Warren Ellis
Ron, we're supposed to show the first years where to go!" "Oh yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey -- hey you lot! Midgets! — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Where's the use of looking nice, when no one sees me but those cross midgets, and no one cares whether I'm pretty or not? — Louisa May Alcott
Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult… — Chelsea Handler
My dad was very successful running midgets in Texas. Then, his two drivers ran into some bad luck. People started saying that Daddy had lost… — A J Foyt
We want to convey that the modern-day GOP looks like the conservative party that stands on principles. But we want to apply them to urban-suburban… — Michael Steele
Confuscious says that crowded elevators smell differently to midgets! — Aerosmith

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