Quote by Nick Swardson Download Open image “That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.” — Nick Swardson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
You have to drink when it's hard dealing with things when you're sober. — Na Hae Ryeong Copy Share Image
Since being 17, I can honestly say I've only been ill twice on drink. I stop when I feel happy, so I don't throw up. — Nikki Sanderson Copy Share Image
You'd be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is the way I look when I'm sober. It's enough to make a person drink, don't you say? — Lee Remick Copy Share Image
This is the way I look when I'm sober. That's enough to make a person drink, wouldn't you say? — James Pinckney Miller Copy Share Image
It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“I’d hate to be forced to drink my own vomit without throwing up, because what if they made me drink that too?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Last time I was sober, man I felt bad, Worst hangover that I ever had. It took six hamburgers, Scotch all night, Nicotine for… — Mark Knopfler Copy Share Image
For me, honestly, one of the first movies I did I was always pounding coffee, and I crashed so horribly. So I've kind of… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so - you're dumb. — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it? — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh. — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I always write and create. I'm never not creating. I'm always creating a show, every year, whether it gets picked up or not. I… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
Most sketch aficionados have an enormous amount of respect for 'Mr. Show.' I didn't have HBO back then, so I was always trying to… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I would eventually like to write and star in my own stuff. I think I have a good comedic sense, so I'd like to… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I'm developing more stuff in my voice, more Nick Swardson. It's me as myself in a sense and kind of in my voice, no… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
