Quote by Nick Swardson Download Open image “Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!” — Nick Swardson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
The blue pill or the red one? You'll cut yourself down one day! One foot into the grave... — Kittie Copy Share Image
“Red pill or blue pill? If only it were that simple. You've been watching the wrong movies.” — H.M. Forester Copy Share Image
I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs--which shows how screwed up this world really is! — Beatrice Sparks Copy Share Image
“You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the… — Andy Wachowski Copy Share Image
I'm careful, controlled, bodily conservative: if someone offered me a pill I'd only ever take a half. — Roy Harper Copy Share Image
A pill to make you numb A pill to make you dumb A pill to make you anybody else But all the drugs in… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
I hate taking pills. Like, I probably haven't taken a pill in over 10 years. — Jaylen Brown Copy Share Image
“The pill numbs the mind from the highs and lows of life, turning the symphony of sensations to one unvaried note. That’s not how… — William Cook Copy Share Image
By the time I got to college in the '90s, virtually every young woman I knew was on the pill. It was like a… — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
For me, honestly, one of the first movies I did I was always pounding coffee, and I crashed so horribly. So I've kind of… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so - you're dumb. — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it? — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh. — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I always write and create. I'm never not creating. I'm always creating a show, every year, whether it gets picked up or not. I… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
Most sketch aficionados have an enormous amount of respect for 'Mr. Show.' I didn't have HBO back then, so I was always trying to… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I would eventually like to write and star in my own stuff. I think I have a good comedic sense, so I'd like to… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I'm developing more stuff in my voice, more Nick Swardson. It's me as myself in a sense and kind of in my voice, no… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
