Children Quote by Ned Vizzini Download Open image ““Someday someone is going to find this pelvis sexy or I'll never have children.”” — Ned Vizzini ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Children Going Pelvis Pelvis Pelvis Sexy Someday Someday Going
“One of the great solaces of my life is that I no longer need to wonder whether I’ll have children.” — Sarah Manguso Copy Share Image
“It seems to me, alas, that if you can so thoroughly dissect your children who are still to be born, you don’t get horny… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
“Having kids and making kids are two different hobbies. I don’t have any children, but I do have lots of sex. It is an… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about having kids is not actually having to have kids. Thank you, women.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Now I understand why women want to have children - it's simply the urge to create happiness for yourself, somehow to fill the oppressive,… — Nina Lugovskaya Copy Share Image
“I don't know that I ever planned on having children, but it's one thing to decide you aren't going to do something and another… — Jay Gironimi Copy Share Image
“I always thought that you having my child was our destiny,bt i can't even vibe with you sexually” — Kanye West Copy Share Image
“I think it’s genetically impossible not to be kind of in love with him when you come equipped with a vagina.” — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“My child? A man has no children, it is only woman who has children, and therefore the future is hers when we die childless.” — August Strindberg Copy Share Image
“There are things running around out there with uteruses,son. You're going to need this.” — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, the imagine my mom and dad having sex.” — Rachel DeWoskin Copy Share Image
“See, because being Cool is obviously the most important thing on earth. It’s more important than getting a job, or having a girlfriend, or… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“She puts on her poker face; I don’t have any extra faces to put on, just the normal Craig face.” — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“pro scienta atque sapienta-Latin- for science and wisdom It's a Darwinian popularity contest. at all times, the question on everyone's mind is, "who's coolest?"… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“...one quarter of your life is spent as a minor; you might as well make the best of it.” — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
Once you have a kid, it's amazing how quickly people ask, 'So are you going to stop at just one?' — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“So when I ran out of the final bottle of Zoloft, I didn’t take any more. I didn’t call Dr. Barney either. I just… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“If Bobby can get a place to live, I think, then I can get a life worth living.” — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“Up next is Noelle. 'Hey, girl!' 'Don't you dare start calling me that. This is very nice of you to do.” — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
They're sort of ancillary anyway, friends. I mean, they're important -- everybody knows that; the TV tells you so -- but they come and… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
I am certain that children always know more than they are able to tell, and that makes the big difference between them and adults,… — Jacques Lusseyran Copy Share Image
I believe in freedom to do what you want if you aren't hurting others, but pictures of obese protesters giving their children big gulps. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
If the audience likes your work, if they like you, they don't think whether you are married or have children or not. I made… — Dimple Kapadia Copy Share Image
It doesnt seem to me strange that children should like the macabre, the sensational, and the forbidden. — Anthony Hecht Copy Share Image
Gratitude isn't just a feeling, it's an action. Expressing gratitude by writing in a journal, taking a photo, or shooting a video creates a… — Janice Kaplan Copy Share Image
My embarrassing confession is that my father is a 'Camelot: The Musical' obsessive. So as a child, when we were going to visit relatives… — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
I have many who keep me going, I am very fortunate in this sense. There is nothing like a child who knows more about… — Floyd Cooper Copy Share Image
My school was one of the most beautiful places a child can grow up in. You are surrounded by nature - cats, dogs, birds… — Amala Akkineni Copy Share Image
A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to be afflicted… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image