Animal Quote by Neal Ascherson
“English stupidity is an organism so primitive that it is apparently impossible to kill off. It reminds me of Physarum Polycephalum, the gigantic slime mould recently bred by scientists at Bonn. Bright yellow and about two millimetres thick, this monocellular creature--neither plant nor animal--grew to a size of 10 square yards before the scientists took fright and froze it. It can smell its favourite food, and move towards it at a speed of up to two centimetres an hour. This favourite food is porridge.”
About This Quote
Source Essay: The Guardian, "English Stupidity", 2005
English foolishness is portrayed as a resilient, primitive organism, likened to a slime mould that survives despite attempts to eliminate it.
In simple terms: Foolishness persists like a hardy slime mould.
Recognize and address deep‑rooted irrationality.
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When to use this quote
- education reform
- media literacy
- policy making
- public discourse
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How does this metaphor shape our view of cultural flaws?
- What practical steps can reduce collective irrationality?
Such analogies may oversimplify complex social issues.