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“English stupidity is an organism so primitive that it is apparently impossible to kill off. It reminds me of Physarum Polycephalum, the gigantic slime mould recently bred by scientists at Bonn. Bright yellow and about two millimetres thick, this monocellular creature--neither plant nor…” quote by Neal Ascherson
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“English stupidity is an organism so primitive that it is apparently impossible to kill off. It reminds me of Physarum Polycephalum, the gigantic slime mould recently bred by scientists at Bonn. Bright yellow and about two millimetres thick, this monocellular creature--neither plant nor animal--grew to a size of 10 square yards before the scientists took fright and froze it. It can smell its favourite food, and move towards it at a speed of up to two centimetres an hour. This favourite food is porridge.”

Neal Ascherson

About This Quote

Source Essay: The Guardian, "English Stupidity", 2005

English foolishness is portrayed as a resilient, primitive organism, likened to a slime mould that survives despite attempts to eliminate it.

In simple terms: Foolishness persists like a hardy slime mould.

Key Takeaway

Recognize and address deep‑rooted irrationality.

Themes

irrationality resilience culture science

Mood

critical ironic skeptical

Type

analytical satirical

When to use this quote

  • education reform
  • media literacy
  • policy making
  • public discourse

Key Concepts

biology metaphor societal critique

Questions to Reflect On

  • How does this metaphor shape our view of cultural flaws?
  • What practical steps can reduce collective irrationality?
A Different Perspective

Such analogies may oversimplify complex social issues.

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