“Life is like a soda machine. When youre tired and down you get something like Coke or Pepsi to have the caffeine that will perk you up. If youre happy you tend to get something that shows how happy you are like lemonade. And if youre like me, whos pretty much flat out confused most of the time, you tend to not even look at the machine at all and push a random button and be happy with whatcha get. So if you walk blindly into life and you think youre doing something crazy and it s very confusing, try to be happy with the turn out. Because most likely did some thing wrong like drop mentos from your hand into the coke cup of life. And then you earn yourself a punishment. Like a wet shirt or a soda punch in the face. What Im trying to say is, well, you are going to do some crazy things. No doubt about it. Just do it anyway.”
