Always Quote by Mort Walker

I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. So it's hard for me to come…

— Lewis Black

I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they…

— Aziz Ansari

A lot of my comedy isn't necessarily about specific jokes but rather a wacky point of view that a super wacky character has.

— Patti Harrison

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.

— Hannibal Buress

I never worry about people not taking my work seriously as a result of the humor. In the end, the comic's best trick is…

— Richard Russo

If you're a comedian, you can only really write jokes for about an hour a day, so you've got a lot of time to…

— Alex Horne

The fun about being lazy is you don't give a damn even if someone's yelling at you to get up.

— ShaisZ

I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast.

— Catherine Reitman

When we make jokes about being lazy, or things that look like we're lazy parents, we don't want to make it appear like we're…

— Lucas Neff

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.

— Chris Hardwick

People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know when to…

— Marilyn Manson

I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that.

— Bruce Bruce