Christian Quote by Molly Worthen

“I say a man that lets his religion git in the way of his drinking is a fella with his cart 'fore his horse.”

— R.S. Belcher

“Anyone who thinks that he can live the Christian life himself is proclaiming that he is not a Christian.”

— D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones

“Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A man ought to live so that everybody will know he is a Christian.”

— Dwight Lyman Moody

“Jesus Christ walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water.”

— Various

“I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book.”

— Bill Maher

“I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If any man wills to be a Christian, he can be a Christian. If you go to hell, you go of your own accord.”

— Aimee Semple McPherson

“God is not a Christian.”

— Archbishop Desmond Tutu

“A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.”

— Arthur Bloch

“Be not Christians by halves, but go through with it; the thorough Christian is the true Christian.”

— William Gurnall

“out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." The…

— Various