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“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is…

— Christopher Moore

“The Cockney accent was almost impenetrable. *Nothing* was "nuffin," and aitches were dropped from and attached to the wrong words, and some of the…

— Loretta Chase

“And if you call me your fucking minder, I’ll put your pretty blond head through that wall and use your arse as a guitar…

— Andrew James

“Then I got another mental image of him, broad chest covered in blond pelt, muscular forearms, big smooth cock jutting out of a silky…

— Josh Lanyon

Alan: Conning people out of their savings. Forgery. Blackmail. Selling real estate on Mars. We could have it all. You with me, Bambi?" Sin:…

— Sarah Rees Brennan

“I know you’re not sleeping, they’d say, and gently press the soft, overripe peach on my cock till I’d pierced the fruit along the…

— André Aciman

“Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. ”

— Will Rogers

“My papa halfling," he answered, imitating Oliver's thick accent. "And”

— R.A. Salvatore

“I love it when he cocks an eyebrow whenever I say something he finds clever or amusing. I love listening to his boots clomp…

— Stephanie Perkins

“Damn his lying kises and magic fingers, too! He'd strummed her like the sweetest guitar, and, fool that she was, she'd followed his Pied…

— Charlotte McPherren

“I met a guy who had an interesting job. He was a meat cutter, or a meat slicer, something like that. I probably butchered…

— Jarod Kintz

“Suresy, are we? Mmm! Beans, beans, the musical fruit!” Peeves dismissed James and swooped back up to the rafters again. “The more I plant,…

— G. Norman Lippert