Cauliflower Quote by Milton Jones

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

— Tommy Cooper

When I went traveling, I was sleeping on the beach. Sometimes I was starving. I used to dream of eating a meat pie from…

— Bez

I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was missing!

— Oupa

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

— Tommy Cooper

While most kids turned their heads in disgust as a plateful of broccoli landed before them, I ate what I was given. My mum…

— John Whaite

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.

— Tommy Cooper

I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.

— Chic Murray

“I liked slicing through the beige brain when it had been fixed; the texture reminded me of cooked cauliflower. It was wonderful to hold…

— Sebastian Faulks

I fell asleep once while washing dishes. I hallucinated prolifically - like, squirrels knitting whole sweaters! It was like my dreams inserted themselves in…

— Emil Ferris

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.

— Carly Simon

No, I slept as I always do when I am bored and have not the courage to amuse myself, or when I am hungry…

— Alexandre Dumas

I had a dream last night.. I'm eating 10 pounds of marshmallow.. I woke up this morning and my pillow was gone.. ;D lolz..

— Ljoyce