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“Thursday night is pasta night," I say. "I left you guys a lasagna Bolognese, garlic knots, and roasted broccolini. Ian is going to make…

— Stacey Ballis

“Just a pot noodle. Oh - and I found a tin of dog food on the tool shelf.' Misery hissed through Lister's gritted teeth.…

— Grant Naylor

“she gathered a leftover dish of pasta (unheated), a napkin, a glass of ice water, and a loaf of half-eaten French bread into the…

— Joshua Wright

“She chewed the tender meat and sucked out the juices and felt the sauce coat her tongue and roll down her throat. After that,…

— Jane Smiley

“The next dish arrived: seaweed, scampi, and squid, sautéed in garlic and butter, served with a simple broth, followed by a modest bowl of…

— Emily Arden Wells

“Chewing is fun [on hillbilly heroin]. Who knew it could ever be so much work, though? I’m reasonably sure I’ve been rolling the same…

— Gordon Highland

“I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I’ve ever served…

— Jarod Kintz

“I don't like raw tomatoes. And I thought I'd skip the onions so I could make out with the sexiest man alive after lunch…

— Olivia Cunning

“I'm making lunch. Who wants pasta?" "We have leftover caramelized cauliflower and some cannellini beans soaking," Lois says. "There's a chunk of pancetta in…

— Stacey Ballis

“When trying to find the words to tell her how much I loved her, I stumbled across the ingredients for grilled cheese sandwiches. That’s…

— Jarod Kintz

“I rip open a packet of buffalo mozzarella, ivory spheres floating in a milky womb. I drain the liquid and cut a thick, creamy…

— Hannah Tunnicliffe

“Obediently, I squash into a corner with a glass of cider. A chalkboard menu declares that the special of the day is stargazy pie.…

— Laura Madeleine