"Nothing that you want ever is what you…" — Mike Birbiglia

"Nothing that you want ever is what you think it is."

— Mike Birbiglia

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64 Quotes by Mike Birbiglia

Mike Birbiglia has 64 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I…
Sometimes, when you want to be in a place so badly, you'll do anything.
I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.
The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?
Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm…
Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like…
I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her…
...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents…
Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your…

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More Want Ever Quotes

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I don't want ever to appear in a film that would embarrass a viewer. A man can take his wife,… — John Wayne
I don't want ever to be champion again. — Boris Spassky
I don't want ever to be guilty of what my critics claim: doing formula without original elements. — Piers Anthony
Listen, Harriet. I do unterstand. I know you don't want either to give or to take ... You don't want… — Dorothy L. Sayers

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