"My dad goes through war novels like I……" — Mike Birbiglia
"My dad goes through war novels like I go through boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch."
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64 Quotes by Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia has 64 quotes on this site.
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What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
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My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I…
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Sometimes, when you want to be in a place so badly, you'll do anything.
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I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.
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The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
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Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?
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Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
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Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm…
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Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like…
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I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her…
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...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents…
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Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your…
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Genres aren't closed boxes. Stuff flows back and forth across the borders all the time.
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I want to do exactly what I want to do. I'd rather gamble on the box office than beg for…
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On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of…
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In Darwin's time all of biology was a black box: not only the cell, or the eye, or digestion, or…
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From our broadcasting box you can't see any grass at all. It is simply a carpet of humanity.
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I archive a lot of my clothes and have them wrapped up and in boxes. I call them 'little tombs'…
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I think frugality drives innovation, just like other constraints do. One of the only ways to get out of a…
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I was a daredevil before, and after I lost my sight I was the same. I loved riding bikes, scooters…
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I like very much to ride horses. I like soccer, I have had a passion for boxing since I was…
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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in…
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,…
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I have spoken honestly about being born into a home where there was discord and chaos. I saw my mom…
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