Biographies Quote by Mike Birbiglia

There are, broadly speaking, two types of drinkers. There is the man whom we all know, stupid, unimaginative, whose brain is bitten numbly by…

— Jack London

A man takes a drink, the drink takes another, and the drink takes the man.

— Sinclair Lewis

Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.

— Mickey Spillane

The drinker is a Dionysiac, a dancer who sits still, a mocker. He doesn't need your seriousness or your regard. He just needs a…

— Lawrence Osborne

Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as…

— Tallulah Bankhead

A DJ draws a connection between two seemingly disparate things and says, 'Look, they are alike. You can dance to them.'

— Kevin Young

“An Irishman walks into a pub,” she begins and the bar went silent. “The bartender asks him, ‘What'll you have?’” Her Irish accent was…

— Fisher Amelie

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.

— Richard Burton

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches fifty, and a fool if he doesn't drink afterward.

— Frank Lloyd Wright

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

— Billy Carter

Cocktails and food are social.

— Jon Taffer

First the man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; then the drink takes the man.

— Anonymous