Gonna Quote by Michelle Wolf Download Open image “We're never gonna have a nice lady run for president.” — Michelle Wolf ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Gonna Lady Never Nice Run
We've never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
Don't you someday want to see a woman president of the United States of America? — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Being a former first lady doesn't prepare you to be president. — Zbigniew Brzezinski Copy Share Image
Two people will never be President in my lifetime. A woman and a black. — Charles Evers Copy Share Image
Let's resolve here and now that Hillary Clinton will never become the president of the United States of America. — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
If our next president is a woman, it will be Hilary Clinton and our country will be all the better for it. — Calvin Johnson Copy Share Image
I don't have a problem with a woman being president; I just want the best candidate. — Michael Bloomberg Copy Share Image
You know how I know I'm white? I can cry myself out of a parking ticket. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Taking a night off from comedy to go on a date with someone I'm probably not going to like anyway sounds like the worst… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Honestly, I never really thought I'd be a comedian. But I did take an aptitude test in seventh grade - and this is 100… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I would love to be a dad. There are plenty of comedians who have kids. But they're dads. Being a dad is so different… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Watching Rachel Maddow is like going to Target. You went in for milk, but you left with shampoo, candles, and the entire history of… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I did so many open mics. I would write jokes on Twitter constantly, and then slowly, over time, open mics turned into shows. If… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
The most useful information on CNN is when Anthony Bourdain tells me where to eat noodles. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I got a third-degree ankle sprain practicing long jump. I never fully recovered. That was my first heartbreak. I thought track was going to… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
That's why we should respect people: not for how pretty they are, for how useful they are. What would you rather have, a pretty… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
The thing that's frustrating about improv is that even if you have the best show in the world, it's over when it's over. You… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
There's always gonna be people with a lot of money making film, and the goal is to make profit and carry on. It is… — Clint Howard Copy Share Image
I've certainly seen a lot of my cartoonist friends embrace 'Little Lulu' in a much deeper way because their kids love it so much.… — Seth Copy Share Image
Things don't go on forever, and the quicker you accept that change is inevitable, the happier you're gonna be. — Trey Anastasio Copy Share Image
I'm not gonna do the same, tired, standard 'I was born in a log cabin...' kind of book. There's so much more I want… — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
You can't knock somebody for how they got into the business. I'm sure I'm gonna look back at 'Roswell' and some of my first… — Colin Hanks Copy Share Image
I'm a role model now. I didn't know I was gonna have 13-year-old fans, so I've tried to change a few things here and… — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Always my fallback is - I'm gonna move to a poor town and open a scone shop. — Andrew Rannells Copy Share Image
If you gonna challenge my ways, know my history. Don't put nobody in my face that don't know about me, or they here to… — Raekwon Copy Share Image
There's nothing I'm doing these days that I ever thought I was gonna do. — Meg White Copy Share Image