Lady Quote by Michelle Wolf Download Open image “The jig is up: I'm not a nice lady.” — Michelle Wolf ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Lady Nice Up
You know how I know I'm white? I can cry myself out of a parking ticket. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Taking a night off from comedy to go on a date with someone I'm probably not going to like anyway sounds like the worst… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Honestly, I never really thought I'd be a comedian. But I did take an aptitude test in seventh grade - and this is 100… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I would love to be a dad. There are plenty of comedians who have kids. But they're dads. Being a dad is so different… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Watching Rachel Maddow is like going to Target. You went in for milk, but you left with shampoo, candles, and the entire history of… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I did so many open mics. I would write jokes on Twitter constantly, and then slowly, over time, open mics turned into shows. If… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
The most useful information on CNN is when Anthony Bourdain tells me where to eat noodles. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I got a third-degree ankle sprain practicing long jump. I never fully recovered. That was my first heartbreak. I thought track was going to… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
That's why we should respect people: not for how pretty they are, for how useful they are. What would you rather have, a pretty… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
The thing that's frustrating about improv is that even if you have the best show in the world, it's over when it's over. You… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I loved 'Funny Lady' for whatever reason. People say they didn't know I could sing and dance. Well, nobody ever asks me - it's… — James Caan Copy Share Image
It's wonderful to see a young lady headbutt somebody and kick somebody's face. — William Regal Copy Share Image
“A lady need never apologize. ~ Joseph de Bonaparte (Brother of Napoleon)” — Allison Pataki Copy Share Image
I haven't talked to any young artists for a long time. But if we did sit down, I'd definitely tell them my viewpoint. If… — Suzi Quatro Copy Share Image
Maybe because Im a nice and sweet person in life, I like the darker roles. The really dark one is Lady Macbeth. — Anna Netrebko Copy Share Image
I saw 'Mahogany' and 'Lady Sings the Blues' when I was little and thought, 'That's what I want to do.' — Tamara Taylor Copy Share Image
It was the Victorians who covered the piano legs and drew a heavy curtain over what a lady got up to in her boudoir. — Laurie Graham Copy Share Image
When I was stalking my special lady friend on MySpace, people would always say, 'Is this really Marilyn Manson or some kind of psycho?'… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
My mother was known as the 'bird lady' of the neighborhood. Anything injured, or any unusual creature somebody found, they would always come to… — Sylvia Earle Copy Share Image
