Highlanders Quote by Michelle M. Pillow

“If Scotsmen truly didn't wear anything under their kilts, she bet his equipment was frozen solid.”

— Vonnie Davis

“There scotsmen must have arses like leather,for while he ate I could see naught beneath his kilts but a pair of rather large balls…

— Bertrice small

“I’d never seen a guy in a kilt before but I had to admit I really liked it. My gaze traveled up his bare…

— Cyndi Tefft

“Why Scottish people would bother to live on rainy yet rocky land with all of your bagpipes, tartan kilts and shortbreads?”.”

— Andre Mokalu

“Why would anyone want to travel to Scotland? That wild country had nothing to offer but a bunch of unkempt men in kilts waving…

— Victoria Roberts

“Before we leave this country, I'm finding out what they wear under those kilts, even if I have to hike one up and take…

— Vonnie Davis

“Scotsmen are not the type to back down easily, even if an Amazonian bisexual is screaming for compliance and threatening death by green fire…

— A. Michael Schwarz

Scotland is a great nation, but its horses are very uncomfortable.

— Mel Gibson

“Scots wear short patience and long daggers.”

— Walter Scott

“We call them kilts, and we wear them so we can let our enormous cocks breathe.”

— Sophia Bleu

“Liam was too Scottish-' 'Oh but so Scottish, Bel! Come on, the bagpipes ? The interminable quotations from Braveheart ? Anyone who's proud of…

— Paul Murray

I'm a quarter Scottish but that's not enough to warrant wearing a kilt at any point in my life.

— Alex Horne