Air force Quote by Michael R. Burch

How would Trump travel as president? Obviously, he'd use Hair Force One.

— David Letterman

Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.

— Albert Brooks

Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.

— Cher

Donald Trump will become president even after losing the popular vote in our November elections by a wide margin. To govern effectively, he must…

— Raja Krishnamoorthi

Donald Trump has a great campaign slogan: 'A complex world demands complex hair.'

— David Letterman

When Donald Trump becomes president of the United States of America, the change will be... huge.

— Mike Pence

Don't laugh at a hair joke, Trump.

— Lisa Lampanelli

Given [Donald] Trump's surprising recent election as president of the United States, his fate and that of the Bomb are about to become seriously…

— David Krieger

Hopefully, Donald Trump's a very practical man.

— Glenn Beck

“Guys who know how to use a blowdryer... Their hair is too long!”

— Mallory hopkins

Can we expect [Donald] Trump to have a thicker skin as president?

— Megyn Kelly

Yesterday, after the Thanksgiving parade, Donald Trump appeared at Macy's to promote his new line of fragrances and business suits. Unfortunately, there were high…

— Conan O'Brien