Friday Quote by Albert Brooks

“Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.”

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Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived.

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I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it.

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Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

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