Adore Quote by Michael R. Burch

Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."

— Michael R. Burch

Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.

— Michael R. Burch

Rand Paul tried hard to upstage Donald Trump at the first debate, talking tough about his guns and his right not to register them.…

— Michael R. Burch

If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!

— Michael R. Burch

Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent…

— Michael R. Burch

Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.

— Michael R. Burch

When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.

— Michael R. Burch

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

— Michael R. Burch

Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.

— Michael R. Burch

President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.

— Michael R. Burch

I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.

— Michael R. Burch

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

— Michael R. Burch