Quote by Michael Ponsor

“Oh, that was smooth. I'm as subtle as a fart.”

— Barry Lyga

“The rough must be taken with the smooth.”

— john green

“Sour cream! He had tasted it once and liked to puke.”

— Stephen King

“The soft-spoken words fell off the side of the bed, emptying to the floor like powder.”

— Markus Zusak

“She would seize every opportunity to dive into the bathroom, in a swirl of white towels, and once in there she was as hard…

— Gerald Durrell

“So, when are you gonna make an honest man out of Raymond?” The”

— Santino Hassell

“He says that I'm as subtle as a fart at a funeral.”

— Martin Crosbie

“I opened the door and stepped down onto something squishy. It was moss, velvety smooth, creating uneven hills of emerald green across the floor…

— Margot Berwin

After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'

— Ray Romano

“He’s got the world’s softest knuckles. They’re like rubber the way they bounce off my steel balls.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I didn't really notice that he had a funny nose. And he certainly looked better all dressed up in fancy clothes. He's not nearly…

— Judith Viorst

“I figured anything Maxine Rothaus called rough was, in fact, vicious and lawless and inclined to eat its own young.”

— Melissa Jensen