Great Quote by Michael McIntyre

If I'm honest, I think everything is funny. You've just got to find the right way in. When I'm at my happiest and when…

— Michael McIntyre

I had some terrible times - comparatively speaking. I saddled myself with a load of debt, I wasn't liked by a lot of my…

— Michael McIntyre

It's hard to see your dad once in a blue moon.

— Michael McIntyre

If you can help it, don't be rude to people. When you're rude about someone and the audience laugh you can't deny that it's…

— Michael McIntyre

I've got a little baby, I made him...He doesn't speak, he's 2...He's a slow learner, he's only got 2 words...car and map...I'm slightly worried…

— Michael McIntyre

I don't want a chat show or to be on telly every day, as that's not my business; my business is standing in front…

— Michael McIntyre

“I had a much better fantasy life, than a real life.”

— Michael McIntyre

I do speak well as I went to a posh school. But I come from no real breeding.

— Michael McIntyre

Sometimes it's difficult to laugh at certain things but comedy can help.

— Michael McIntyre

I want to look svelte.

— Michael McIntyre

Maybe people just can't cope with how jovial I am.

— Michael McIntyre

Hard audiences tend to be when it's all men. It's when businesses have dos where they're at conferences all day then book a comedian…

— Michael McIntyre