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Rude Quote by Melvin Burgess

“Sex is . . . well, it’s so rude, isn’t it? You wouldn’t think girls would like sex. You’d think it’s too rude for them. Doing sex with a girl, it’s a bit like putting a frog down their backs or scaring them with dead mice or throwing worms at them. They’re such sensible, grown-up sorts of people…” quote by Melvin Burgess
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““Sex is . . . well, it’s so rude, isn’t it? You wouldn’t think girls would like sex. You’d think it’s too rude for them. Doing sex with a girl, it’s a bit like putting a frog down their backs or scaring them with dead mice or throwing worms at them. They’re such sensible, grown-up sorts of people. And yet apparently even the nice ones like you sticking the rudest thing you have on your whole body up the exact, rudest part of their body that they have. It doesn’t make a lot of sense to me!””

Melvin Burgess

About This Quote

Source Novel: The Cry of the Wolf, 2002

The speaker is confused and amused by societal expectations about female sexuality, seeing it as contradictory to perceived modesty.

In simple terms: Women are portrayed as modest yet engage in sex, puzzling the narrator.

Key Takeaway

Question assumptions about gender and sexuality.

Themes

gender sexuality social norms humor confusion

Mood

irritated amused thoughtful

Type

satirical observational

When to use this quote

  • college dorm life
  • dating
  • sexual education
  • media portrayal

Key Concepts

Feminist critique cognitive dissonance

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do cultural stereotypes shape our view of female sexuality?
  • What impact does humor have on discussing sex?
A Different Perspective

The quote uses exaggerated metaphors that may trivialize consent and agency.

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