Golf Quote by Melanie Harlow

“The only thing more boring than watching golf, is listening to people talk about the golf they are watching.”

— T.C. Slonaker

“My golf career was blessedly short. It lasted all of one class. "Hit that tiny ball? Really?" I shook my head as I studied…

— Joanna Campbell Slan

“Dick is playing golf today. He asked if I would caddie for him, but I said I would prefer to have a complete stranger…

— Gillibran Brown

“I'm like an old golf-ball—I've had all the white paint knocked off me long ago. Life can whack me about now, and it can't…

— Arthur Conan Doyle

Golf asks something of a man. It makes one loathe mediocrity. It seems to say, "If you are going to keep company with me,…

— Gary Player

“Of course, to my utter mortification, he looked amused. I half-expected him to start golf clapping. “Ooh, epic bitch fit! I give it five…

— Amelia C. Gormley

“Golf shows your character.”

— Victoria Brown

“They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.”

— Gardner Dickinson

Golf's funny, and it is hard to moan about it.

— Shane Lowry

“I hate golf. It's the genteel version of seal-clubbing, only not as much fun.”

— Lauren Beukes

“I sometimes wonder: If you add together his time spent on golf, Twitter and cable news, what’s left?”

— Hillary Rodham Clinton

Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.

— Dave Marr