Nonsense quotes Quote by Me

Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes. It's science.

— Nikhil Saluja

The longest minutes are always spent in front of the microwave

— Georgetown Guyana

I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.

— Anonymous

“Once upon a time in our not-so-distant past, experts predicted that with the rapidly increasing advances in technology, Americans would have a shorter workweek…

— Jared C. Wilson

The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ... If you…

— James Gleick

Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.'

— Anonymous

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

— Adam Carolla

I'm truly grateful for my microwave, which allows me to easily clarify butter, steam vegetables, and - when I am really lazy - feed…

— Sara Gruen

I'm more like an oven than a microwave,

— Erykah Badu

I really like my microwave.

— Lights

In the amount of time it takes to microwave a TV dinner, you can put something much tastier on the table, I promise.

— Michael Pollan

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

— Mitch Hedberg