Quote by Me Download Open image “Thats the last straw!!!..........remind me to order more straws” — Me ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
The saying goes, Stick it out, and suck it up! If the first it is taken to be a straw, what is the second… — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
A straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. A straw is your friend - until you lose eye contact with the straw.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When you go out to eat, bring a fork from home instead of using a plastic single-use utensil and ask them to hold the… — Aidan Gallagher Copy Share Image
If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts… — Daniel Day-Lewis Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw. — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
Can somebody please invent a straw that can actually be used on a milkshake? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people tell you you should not drink claret after strawberries. They are wrong. — William Maginn Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Me Copy Share Image
Im not as strong as I wanna be and I'm not as brave as you. But what ive been through is enough to break… — Me Copy Share Image
If I died If I died tonight would you notice? Would you even care? If I died tonight would you find it humorous? Would… — Me Copy Share Image
This week I realized my dad will make you cry in the store if you make him mad. Also when your crossing the street… — Me Copy Share Image
You can talk about anyone you want but as soon as you start talking about my best friend you better run and hide you… — Me Copy Share Image
Real like sucks the life out of losers. if you want to fuck with the eagles, you must learn how to fly. — Me Copy Share Image
