Preserverance Quote by Cellan Slarcas

Thats the last straw!!!…..remind me to order more straws

— Anonymous

If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts…

— Daniel Day-Lewis

Why don't I drink from a straw? Because straws are for suckers.

— Abraham Lincoln

“I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous…

— Jarod Kintz

“The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a…

— Nicholson Baker

“Sip Someone else's logic then spit it out”

— Amber Tamblyn

“Sometimes the last straw is heavier than it looks.”

— Debby Feo

A straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. A straw is your friend - until you lose eye contact with the straw.…

— Demetri Martin

Oft stumbles at a straw.

— Edmund Spenser

“When you have a piece of gum... don't swallow it.”

— Maccaroni and cheeze

“When you are fed with the spoon of betrayal, you can choose to spit it out and live or swallow it and die”

— Ikechukwu Izuakor

“My mouth moves to the straw like a hummingbird to nectar.”

— Emery Lord