Quote by Cellan Slarcas

When someone pushes a thought out of their mind, where does it go?

— Cellan Slarcas

Im the kind of person who thinks that sarcasm should be bottled and sold in department stores.

— Cellan Slarcas

In today's world, whenever someone begins a sentence with, Im sorry, but... Theyre not apologizing, not even remotely. In fact they're probably just about…

— Cellan Slarcas

Why do people picture hell as this endless mass of naked bodies writhing in agony? That is like, so extreme, and, well, partial. Some…

— Cellan Slarcas

When they told us about the land of milk and honey, no one mentioned the stinking cow dung and angry bees!!

— Cellan Slarcas

I listened to the opera the other day, and it gave me a surprising insight into the reason why someone would invent a device…

— Cellan Slarcas

In my line of work, I sometimes ask for peoples opinions on a subject. When they give it to me, I throw it out…

— Cellan Slarcas

Boys will be boys...and the rest of the world can go on pretending that's a good thing.

— Cellan Slarcas

I think anyone who can pretend to have a sense of humor long enough, may actually, eventually grow one.

— Cellan Slarcas

The closest mankind is ever going to get to time travel is living in the past, living in the moment, and contemplating the future.

— Cellan Slarcas

The genius of anyone can be questioned if considered alongside the right other someone. Consider Thomas Edison and Bill Gates.

— Cellan Slarcas

When life gives you lemons... you draw faces on them and pretend they're the president... you attempt to knock the teeth out of the…

— Cellan Slarcas