When life gives you lemons... you draw faces on them and pretend they're the president... you attempt to knock the teeth out of the mouth of the prat who brought you the lemons, but forgot the gin... you have life… — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
Why do some guys like their car more than girls? Well, it may have something to do with them knowing that if they were… — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
Im the kind of person who thinks that sarcasm should be bottled and sold in department stores. — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
In today's world, whenever someone begins a sentence with, Im sorry, but... Theyre not apologizing, not even remotely. In fact they're probably just about… — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
Why do people picture hell as this endless mass of naked bodies writhing in agony? That is like, so extreme, and, well, partial. Some… — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
When they told us about the land of milk and honey, no one mentioned the stinking cow dung and angry bees!! — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
I listened to the opera the other day, and it gave me a surprising insight into the reason why someone would invent a device… — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
In my line of work, I sometimes ask for peoples opinions on a subject. When they give it to me, I throw it out… — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
Boys will be boys...and the rest of the world can go on pretending that's a good thing. — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
I think anyone who can pretend to have a sense of humor long enough, may actually, eventually grow one. — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
The closest mankind is ever going to get to time travel is living in the past, living in the moment, and contemplating the future. — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
The genius of anyone can be questioned if considered alongside the right other someone. Consider Thomas Edison and Bill Gates. — Cellan Slarcas Copy Share Image
