Quote by Me Download Open image “Panda MotherF*cking Bear” — Me ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?"… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
The panda is a funny, lovable animal, which defends its territory well. It's strong but calm. It suits me perfectly. — Metta World Peace Copy Share Image
I love pandas, they're so chill. They are all like 'Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm really into pandas right now. They're really scratching an itch for me. They're so goddamn cute. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
“I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“Pounding that kid, I really wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every endangered panda that wouldn't screw to save its species… — Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Me Copy Share Image
Im not as strong as I wanna be and I'm not as brave as you. But what ive been through is enough to break… — Me Copy Share Image
If I died If I died tonight would you notice? Would you even care? If I died tonight would you find it humorous? Would… — Me Copy Share Image
This week I realized my dad will make you cry in the store if you make him mad. Also when your crossing the street… — Me Copy Share Image
You can talk about anyone you want but as soon as you start talking about my best friend you better run and hide you… — Me Copy Share Image
Real like sucks the life out of losers. if you want to fuck with the eagles, you must learn how to fly. — Me Copy Share Image
