Quote by Me “Instead saying 'LOL' I'm gonna say 'SALTS' [ smiled a little then stopped ] Its more truthful” — Me ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It's more truthful. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Instead of saying LOL I am going to say SALTS(smiled a little then stopped).It's more truthful. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
“Sweet talk's like salt. You can add some later, if need be, but if you pour out too much, you can't sift it out… — Marcia Gruver Copy Share Image
“Salt is like good humor, and nearly everything is better for a pinch of it.” — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
Salt is like good-humor, and nearly every thing is better for a pinch of it. — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“You talk so sweet I bet you have to suck on salt for half and hour to get the taste of sugar out of… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“What do I always tell you? ‘ Not enough salt is an in-salt,’ and ‘Too much salt is an as-salt!” — S.D. Smith Copy Share Image
“Like attention, praise and porn, salt is one of those instant gratifiers that are easy to get too much of and hard to get… — Josh Ozersky Copy Share Image
“Just like salt makes sweet taste sweeter, trials make happy feel happier.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Say Morg--you mind if I use the rest of your bath salts? There's only a little left.” — Shirley Jackson Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“I blinked at him. "What does salt have to do with any of this?" "It protects you from evil." "Salt?" Disbelief all but dripped… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer 'true love'. — Me Copy Share
Im not as strong as I wanna be and I'm not as brave as you. But what ive been through is enough to break anybody. Yeah, some people have it worse than me so I don't complain. I put a smile on my face day after day, knowing I'm not okay. You see me see me smile so you don't… — Me Copy Share
If I died If I died tonight would you notice? Would you even care? If I died tonight would you find it humorous? Would you even remember me being there? If I died tonight, then my conquest would end in failure, Because I would not get to tell you that I love you every single day. I would never have… — Me Copy Share
This week I realized my dad will make you cry in the store if you make him mad. Also when your crossing the street you gotta hurry. And my dad and step mom took us on a Segway tour so I rode on a Segway . :) — Me Copy Share
You can talk about anyone you want but as soon as you start talking about my best friend you better run and hide you will get fucked up. — Me Copy Share
Real like sucks the life out of losers. if you want to fuck with the eagles, you must learn how to fly. — Me Copy Share
