Quote by Mary Kay Andrews Download Open image ““You couldn’t hit the ball with a steam iron today,”” — Mary Kay Andrews ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Shoot me, stab me, or set me on fire...that was fine. Just don't grab my goddamn balls!” — Jocelyn Drake Copy Share Image
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“It's considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Hit it with anything. Bullets, bricks, your bare hands, harsh language.” — M R Carey Copy Share Image
“I'm like an old golf-ball—I've had all the white paint knocked off me long ago. Life can whack me about now, and it can't… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“I can’t wrangle bees. I’m terrified of stinging insects. Literally. I break out in hives.” “Hives! That’s adorbs, right?” — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
“I went to college at Florida State, which is where I got my interior design degree, and after college, I moved down to Miami.… — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
“she felt the past come rushing back with a ferocity that nearly knocked her down. And it struck her, this was not just a… — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
As soon as I started reading, I found myself drawn to fictional character's homes as much as I was to the characters themselves. — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
“She’s got the face of an angel and the soul of a pit bull–piranha hybrid.” — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
“Don’t never depend on somebody else to take care of you, sugar. Trust in the Lord, and then you just take care of yourself,… — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
“Whole new level of bullshit, more like,” CeeJay said. “What a waste of a penis that guy is.” — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
I guess because I'm a washed-up journalist, I always do a lot of research. — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
“Losing a parent, I guess it makes you realize none of us is gonna be immortal.” — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
“The pay was crap. My boss was an idiot. And the final straw was that she wanted me to demonstrate a colon cleanse. On… — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image