Time Quote by Mary Kay Andrews

“Savannah gray bricks”

— Mary Kay Andrews

“I can’t wrangle bees. I’m terrified of stinging insects. Literally. I break out in hives.” “Hives! That’s adorbs, right?”

— Mary Kay Andrews

“A dowdy, depressed dwarf.”

— Mary Kay Andrews

“I went to college at Florida State, which is where I got my interior design degree, and after college, I moved down to Miami.…

— Mary Kay Andrews

As soon as I started reading, I found myself drawn to fictional character's homes as much as I was to the characters themselves.

— Mary Kay Andrews

“She’s got the face of an angel and the soul of a pit bull–piranha hybrid.”

— Mary Kay Andrews

“Don’t never depend on somebody else to take care of you, sugar. Trust in the Lord, and then you just take care of yourself,…

— Mary Kay Andrews

“Whole new level of bullshit, more like,” CeeJay said. “What a waste of a penis that guy is.”

— Mary Kay Andrews

I guess because I'm a washed-up journalist, I always do a lot of research.

— Mary Kay Andrews

“Losing a parent, I guess it makes you realize none of us is gonna be immortal.”

— Mary Kay Andrews

“The pay was crap. My boss was an idiot. And the final straw was that she wanted me to demonstrate a colon cleanse. On…

— Mary Kay Andrews

The story of my holiday decorating is if Ralph Lauren was trapped in a 1950s Woolworth, this is what it would look like.

— Mary Kay Andrews