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“Just knock off the horns and hair, and toss it on the coals for about thirty seconds on each side. I like mine still…

— Ray Palla

“When I go house hunting, I use a rather large gun. You should see me fish for the best tasting Starbucks coffee. Oh, and…

— Jarod Kintz

“I tell you all the time, you will never be able to replace me with a brass and steam contraption.”

— Maeve Alpin

“You sort of have to know how to use a gun for it, to do you any good”

— Christie Rich

“Is it life?" he answered, "I would rather be without it," he said, "for there is queer small utility in it. You cannot eat…

— Flann O'Brien

“Flog no one else with meat.”

— Thomas Harris

“Give that meat a good ol' rub”

— Ainsley Harriott

“Uhh... I mean, uh, sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is when you get those, uh, manly urges, and…

— Anonymous

“What you doin' with this gun?”

— Mark Twain

“...My friend Bo had just finished skinny-dipping when one of those bastards came trotting out of the woods and bit his dick clean off.”…

— Nick Wilgus

“If you can boil it, steam it or braise it.. you can pressure cook it!”

— Laura Pazzaglia

“Is it life?' he answered.'I would rather be without it' he said, ' for there is a queer small utility in it. You cannot…

— Flann O'Brien