Aunt Quote by Mark Shields

Ima take your grandpa's style, Ima take your grandpa's style. No for real, ask your grandpa, 'Can I have his hand-me-downs?'

— Macklemore

Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip…

— Hal Boyle

“Or what if he's weeping to himself in a lonely apartment somewhere, where his family never visits him because Grandpa Penumbra is weird and…

— Robin Sloan

“Such laws can be even more humiliating for older women. A widowed grandmother, for example, may have to rely on the permission of a…

— Geraldine Brooks

There are two rules in politics. They say never ever be pictured with a drink in your hand, and never swear.

— Eric Garcetti

I'm not that hands-on as a grandfather.

— Alan Sugar

“She did an excellent job, dear. We have a new water heater now. A waterless water heater. I plan to examine it tomorrow.” “No!”…

— Shelly Laurenston

“Grandpa is being a grumpy pants, isn’t he? It’s past his bedtime too.”

— Jennifer Foor

If you think my grandpa is entertaining, imagine the woman he was married to for so many years. There's not a day that goes…

— Gabby Windey

Does it ever occur to you, Mama, that my grandfather is a lunatic?

— Georgette Heyer

My big brother used to come home drunk and he'd clash with my dad and I just didn't want that.

— Ryan Montgomery

Not only is the old man twice a child, but also the man who is drunk.

— Plato