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“Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about getting hurt,…

— Gini Koch

“THE ALLIGATOR IS AN ANACHRONISM THAT CAN EAT YOU!”

— Karen Russell

“Do these robots looked armed? And I was talking to the dinosaur. Were you worried he would discuss me to death?”

— A. Lee Martinez

Today, a friend and I had a discussion about dinosaurs and came to the conclusion that T-Rex's were only angry and aggressive because their…

— Anonymous

“What kind of dinosaurs never shut up? Dino-bores!”

— Anonymous

“anyone else would have just killed the alligator”

— Janet Evanovich

“A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You can find…

— Will Cuppy

“But at least this place has dinosaurs.”

— Shannon Messenger

“The tyrannosaurus looked a little shamefaced - but only a little, for dinosaurs would rather drown in tar than admit they're wrong. That unfortunate…

— Catherynne M. Valente

“Okay, Dumb Diary, school has taught me a few things over the years. Once, it taught me the difference between alligators and crocodiles. (Even…

— Jim Benton

“In order to approximate dinosaurian physiology, the trio of scientists carried out the unenviable task of sticking thermometers in the cloacae of American alligators.”

— Brian Switek

“They looked so dangerous, like alligators. Really fast alligators wearing black. Ninja alligators. I decided not to use that one on Megan.”

— Brandon Sanderson