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“I don't think unfriending your old crush on Facebook will…” quote by Mallory Ortberg
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“I don't think unfriending your old crush on Facebook will do much other than remove him from your Facebook feed. Don't beat yourself up over what you dream about; there are a lot worse things that could slip across the transom of your unconscious mind than an old high school crush who was always nice to you.”

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