Embarrassed Quote by Mallory Ortberg

I don't know why people called me Tom. My name is THUMB.

— Thom Yorke

It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.'

— Penn Jillette

We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's…

— Larry the Cable Guy

Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him.

— Carson Daly

The Internet is a funny place to call anyone names.

— Gracie Abrams

My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that…

— Katt Williams

It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.

— Sarah Silverman

It's actually very difficult to come up with a new name for something that hasn't already been bagged by someone else, unless you call…

— James May

I hate ridiculous names; my weird name has haunted me all my life.

— Peaches Geldof

Becareful of the weird and bad names that you call other people with, It takes one to know one.

— Tshepo Koos

To me, Jon is not a fun name. Thomas is not a fun name.

— Tom Herman

I was leaving the hotel to get to the fight when my phone went and someone said 'Hello Ricky, it's Tom'. I said 'Tom…

— Ricky Hatton