Money Quote by Mac Miller

When you go to a party at somebody's house, don't automatically assume that the drinks are free. Ask, and ask often.

— Jack Handey

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

— W. C. Fields

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.

— Chelsea Handler

A couple shots of patron but iaint drink all alone iigotta have yu rite here up in the v.i.p evrything we do B.I.G &…

— Taj

anybody who drinks seriously is poor: so poor, poor, extra poor, me.

— Caitlin Thomas

I drink every night. But I don't hang out and party. Not that I'm selling out Madison Square Garden, but in the old days…

— Doug Stanhope

I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.

— Anonymous

I do spend - I feel like I spend about my first 20 minutes at any cocktail party convincing people that I'm not going…

— Gillian Flynn

I really don't like parties. I circle the room with a glass of water disguised as a gin and tonic - so that people…

— Jean Marsh

I'm not a bar guy. I don't drink too much. Plus, I'll be up here when I turn twenty-one, so it's not a big…

— Michael Cera

. . . Cuz the drinks is on me. The drinks is all free. The b!tches, the hotel, the weed is all free.

— Sam Hayes

I don't drink at all. If I'm out I'll have the occasional sip of wine just to be sociable.

— Arlene Phillips