Bitches Quote by Mac Miller

Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You're paying girls to pretend to…

— Chris Hardwick

I don't give a fuck when I'm in the club, sippin bub, really drunk, and I see a fat booty. Gotta have it I'ma…

— Lmfao

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind…

— Zach Galifianakis

Hate when I get drunk at a bar and hot chicks waste the opportunity to take sexual advantage of me.

— Green Monk

They call me the Juice when I'm at strip club

— Juicy J

Hey in the strip club bring the bucks out. Same way every day like the bus out.

— Ludacris

You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go…

— Chris Hardwick

Being drunk makes walking places hard.

— Anonymous

I was soooo drunk bro! - me using drunkenness to hide the fact that I like to bang fat chicks.

— Nikhil Saluja

I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is…

— Dov Davidoff

Step up in the club and all these bitches bug me. All the niggas dancing and none of them know me.

— Cali Swag District

I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.

— Archie Moore