Friendship Quote by Lisi Harrison

These girls want nothing to do with last season's clothes.

— Lisi Harrison

“Lightning snapped the night sky like a jock’s gym towel on a dork’s butt.”

— Lisi Harrison

“I know when I'm not wanted," joked Uncle Vlad. "Guess I'll make like under-eye cream and get the bags.”

— Lisi Harrison

“Candace nodded a little too hard. She loved making her ponytail swing.”

— Lisi Harrison

Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it?

— Lisi Harrison

Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers. They're not. Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp?

— Lisi Harrison

A good boss asks what part she could have played in the problem. And then she asks herself what she can do better next…

— Lisi Harrison

“Question." "Yes," Candace asked expectantly, eyes fixed on the dark street ahead. "Have you ever had to chose sides between a friend and a…

— Lisi Harrison

We're doing the Twyla, not Twilight, so stop sucking!

— Lisi Harrison

Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy.

— Lisi Harrison

Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!

— Lisi Harrison

“Make your point but don't stab anyone with it.”

— Lisi Harrison