Gage Quote by Lisa Kleypas

“I'm not like other men. That's why you buy my pants at that special store.”

— Homer Simpson

“Ever since I’d started dating, I’d only spent time with the type of man who’d take me out to fancy restaurants where he paid…

— Callie Harper

“I usually give guys like tha twenty or fifty euros; whatever's in me wallet, ya know? But you've opened my eyes and so from…

— Ronan O'Brien

“One thing you'll never hear boys--or for that matter, men--saying is, "Charlie, that's a good-looking shirt. Kind of a fun thing. And those trousers…

— Tim Allen

“After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally giving up. Her pocket was just too tight.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’d thought the guy last Thursday was super cute in complimenting my shoes until he confessed he liked to dress up in women’s clothes…

— Louise Bay

“Pull your pants up, would you?" Honor said, tugging on his low-slung shorts. "They're about to fall off." "That's how the ladies like 'em.”

— Robin Bielman

“Shopping for clothes is a Boyfriend Thing. You stand around and look blankly at a bunch of pieces of fabric and you look at…

— Warren Ellis

“I don’t know why anyone considers grabbing a dude’s nuts through his jeans sexy.” I blink down at her. “Unless it was you. You…

— Sara Ney

“You? A man? Wants to come shopping with a woman? For clothes?” “Ah, but not for clothes, not for skirts or shoes.” He shuddered.…

— Lauren Dane

“I went into a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.”

— Steven Wright

“Often times you may find yourself in a relationship with a guy who looks like he is a mature adult, but then you find…

— Osayi Osar-Emokpae