Quote by Lilyhammer

“I forgot to bring up banana peels. I guess it just slipped my mind.”

— Jarod Kintz

“That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.”

— Nicole Peeler

“Oh my god, I am a banana.”

— John Green

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

“His skin was blotched as a dying banana.”

— David Mitchell

“This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana.”

— Jane Grigson

“Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A glazed banana peel is not for eating, it’s for innuendo.
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— Jarod Kintz

“My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brown and soft and sort of squishy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“We were like bananas. Stuck together, we were ripe and yellow. But the moment one was torn apart, all the rest turned black and…

— Kit Lyman

“slipped on a cognitive banana peel”

— Daniel H. Pink

“I could carve a better man out of a banana.”

— Kurt Vonnegut