Quote by Lil Wayne

If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.

— Clarence Day

If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death.

— Dave Mustaine

You attend the funeral, you bid the dead farewell. You grieve. Then you continue with your life. And at times the fact of her…

— Neil Gaiman

Don’t go to the funeral until the day of the funeral - live this day,

— Valerie Harper

Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine.

— Daniel Nielsen

I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided

— Robert Tappan Morris

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

— Yogi Berra

TIP...(Ladies)...neva kill yaself ova a dude cause that same dude would bring his new girl 2 ur funeralª

— IG:catone_2_funny

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

— Humphrey Bogart

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

— Yogi Berra

Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours.

— Green Monk

Come now, don't make such a funeral face. It isn't dying that's sad; it's living when you're not happy.

— Octave Mirbeau