"A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me……" — Unknown Author

"A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?"

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Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. — Jim Bishop
I eat a lot of chocolate. — Manolo Blahnik
My husband is such a healthy eater. Except when it comes to sweets. He never consumes anything except fruit until… — Sara Blakely
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. — Jo Brand
I can't walk by chocolate without eating it. — Malin Akerman
The stubby French painter Toulouse-Lautrec supposedly invented chocolate mousse - I find that rather hard to believe, but there you… — Alton Brown
The chocolate and crisps come in at times. You have to allow the little things that make you happy. I'm… — Naomi Campbell
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. — Truman Capote
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