Damn Quote by Lenny Bruce Download Open image “What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.” — Lenny Bruce ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Damn Lying May Next Next week Opinion Political Today Truth Week
What you say should not just be truth now, but should be a proven truth tomorrow. — Harbhajan Singh Yogi Copy Share Image
Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Truth is like a surgery. It hurts but cures. Lie is like a pain killer. It gives instant relief but has side effects forever. — Shubham Chhabra Copy Share Image
A truth is what it is. A lie, a thought out deception more brutal than a truth could ever be. — Charlotte Armstrong Copy Share Image
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous,… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
I would be with a bunch of Kennedy fans watching the debate, and their comment would be, 'He's really slaughtering Nixon.' Then we would… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
If you're from New York and you're Catholic, you're still Jewish. If you're from Butte Montana and you're Jewish, you're still goyisch. The Air… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Dig: I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor's goyish. B'nai B'rith is goyish; Hadassah, Jewish. If you live in New… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
“Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right to say ‘fuck the government.” — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Damn inflation, full speed ahead,' Greenspan has said in both action and word. I think an investor should believe him and invest accordingly. — Bill Gross Copy Share Image
If he wants to blow his head off, let him. I don't give a damn about Jim Bakker. — Jessica Hahn Copy Share Image
Hardest emotion? They're all pretty damn hard; I don't know really if there's one specifically, but I do think, I don't know what's happening… — Jake Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to keep his… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
I don't care a damn for your loyal service when you think I am right; when I really want it most is when you… — John Monash Copy Share Image
For now, I'm supposing that all movements are equal, which they're not, except in this respect: that none of them gives a damn about… — Wilfrid Sheed Copy Share Image
I tended not to give a damn about anything in life because I didn't think life gave a damn about me. — Johnny Paycheck Copy Share Image
Since I came to the White House, I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation, and I was shot.… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Nathaniel Hawthorne once said that easy reading is damn hard writing. — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Damn I really did it. I blew the first words on the moon, didn't I? — Neil Armstrong Copy Share Image
