Television Quote by Lee Loevinger

My favorite snack is caviar.

— Kelsey Grammer

Television is a constant stream of fact, opinions, lies, moral dilemmas, plots: an infinitely complex and sophisticated torrent of information. How could it not…

— A. A. Gill

I think it's become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I've heard many people, boast, "I would never have…

— Bennett Cerf

“I remember one time some guy put caviar in my omelet, and I had to complain saying, “Excuse me, you idiot, but there are…

— Jarod Kintz

I have had, in my time, memorable meals of scrambled eggs with fresh truffles, scrambled eggs with caviar and other glamorous things, but to…

— James Beard

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a…

— Fred Allen

No one makes better scrambled eggs than me.

— Rob Gronkowski

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

— David Frost

Television is like speed chess, as you have no time and no money. It is like trying to play Grandmaster chess with a 20…

— Dean Devlin

You know, I don't watch television! Sorry! I actually don't even have a television. I don't, I really don't. It's nuts, but it's true.

— Brooke Smith

I'm really not a television watcher.

— John de Lancie

While television is a good servant, it's a bad master. It can swallow up huge quantities of our lives without much happiness bang for…

— Gretchen Rubin