Barbed wire Quote by Laurie Halse Anderson

Never floss with a stranger.

— Joan Rivers

Never floss a stranger.

— Joan Rivers

I like to floss so mama tell me be cautious. She know the cost, she tell me death ain't option.

— Tyga

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.

— Mitch Hedberg

When they mention great little things in life, they usually forget flossing.

— Scott Simon

You gotta floss!

— Jonathan Van Ness

Without a doubt, the worst part of being a mom is having to floss my kids' teeth every night. It's so tedious.

— Molly Shannon

Nothing could be as hard as middle school.

— Zooey Deschanel

It truly is a little intimidating to go speak at a middle school. Sure, on one hand the kids are only around 13 years…

— Kristin Armstrong

I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

— Jimmy Buffett

Middle School is about as bad as it gets, and then it gets better.

— Anonymous

When I was about nine, I went to school with a toothbrush in my mouth. I saw Method Man do it in a video.

— Michael Che