Being Quote by Molly Shannon

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.

— Mitch Hedberg

I like to floss so mama tell me be cautious. She know the cost, she tell me death ain't option.

— Tyga

I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of…

— Jon Stewart

“As a new mom, your life changes overnight. Your priorities change, you forget to brush your teeth, you aren’t sure how you’re ever going…

— Melanie Shankle

When they mention great little things in life, they usually forget flossing.

— Scott Simon

I stay flossed out all through the week. My money long if you don't know I'm the B.G.

— BG

You gotta floss!

— Jonathan Van Ness

Never floss with a stranger.

— Joan Rivers

Never floss a stranger.

— Joan Rivers

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

— Stephen Chbosky

Everything else is easy after being a mom!

— Mackenzie Dern

Being a mom is one of the most difficult, challenging, and amazing jobs that a woman can have.

— Cynthia Bailey